Preference

Okay, here is the deal. Do you remember how James and I go around singing to random girls? Well it looks like it paid off!!!! One of the girls decided to ask me to preference. This is how she did it. She made a giant calendar of October and put, "Joey's life is boring, or at least we are pretending it is, to emphasize how exciting it is getting asked to preference" for the first 2 weeks until the day she asked me where she put the words, "Kylee asks Joey to preference. Joey's life is less boring because this is the second best day of October." Then on the day of preference she put, "Joey and Kylee go to preference. This is the best day of October". Here is some blurry and low quality pictures for you.





So back to the story of James and I playing the guitar. Usually we tell girls that our names are Superman and Spiderman, respectively. So, I thought about how I could creatively tell her yes. Then I remembered that awesome "I'd soil my pants if you went to ...with me" So I bought some spiderman underwear and adapted it a little. Now it says, "I was so excited when I saw that you asked me to preference that I soiled my pants. I would love to go with you. From-Your Friendly Neighborhood Spiderman"



Isn't that clever? Well, I love you guys!

Dad, Be Happy!

So some kids in the building next door made some milk-chlorine bombs. You know, you just put the two in a soda bottle and shake and 20 seconds later, it explodes big time. Well, these 2 worthy priesthood holders are now going to court in 2 weeks and are going to be tried for a CLASS 2 FELONY!!!!!! Can you believe that??? That is SERIOUS! They could do jail time if they are convicted and they for sure won't be able to go on their mission.

So dad, be glad I don't make stupid decisions, all I do is play guitar for girls.